How to Make Bad Decisions
I was reading a news article today about a man who experienced a rather unfortunate event. He somehow managed to get a 4 inch fork stuck inside of his penis. Now, I know what you’re thinking, and yes it would be incredibly painful. Just look at the goddamn x-ray and try not to cringe
If you’re reading this article, you might be some sort of biology enthusiast, or perhaps you’re writing a thesis on bizarre mating rituals found throughout nature, and want to cite this random ass Tumblr post. Hell, maybe you’re just some sex pervert who’s super into beastiality in which case kudos for exploring your own sexuality…you fucking weirdo.
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